Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a “whale’s vagina.”
I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back: you’ll like today’s IDs from lovely SD. They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, they work every time. Being on the border of Mexico, there’s a lot of diversity in today’s update. What in the hell’s diversity? Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. There’s also a little public radio in this edition. No commercials, no mercy.
Bob Dylan once wrote, “The times, they are a-changin’.” Garrett Wollman had never heard that song. He did, however, contribute today’s IDs.
And now I must depart. For I’m in a glass case of emotion, and we have a saying in my country: the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken.
You stay classy, Toppy Nation.