A decade ago, a joke list was put up on the bulletin board of what movie stars would play each of us if a movie were made of the radio station. I don’t really remember who made the list or who was playing any of my other co-workers, but I remember being slightly dismayed at having Drew Carey being designated as my stand-in. I mean, the dude had one of the biggest hit shows on TV, and I had the glasses — but not the haircut and I certainly wasn’t that large a man. Apparently my bored colleagues knew something I didn’t, because 10 years later, I’ve acquired the haircut and the weight issues to go with the glasses. It’s something of a bummer, but at least I can go forth secure in the knowledge that Drew Carey references are still relevant.